Never at a loss to find a target, today was no exception.
Fine Master Harbicht called on Mike Hoey to explain the marriage of his “kid” from photo. Turns out the photo was actually of Mike and his estranged wife on their wedding day. To put it in Mikes words “this was many, many moons ago”. But suddenly our fine master switched gears to talk about Mikes new facial hair. Mike explained he recently returned from a fishing trip to Mammoth. How many fish did he catch? “Over 50”—translation $50.00

Then it was Jim Helms turn. Jim wrote a long editorial in the Arcadia Weekly about birds learning to fly in his yard. Yep, you heard it right. $50.00 later the young birds are gone.

Brad Miller recently acted as a navigator in a $120,000 Mustang. This was a 90 mile rally out of Las Vegas. The goal was to finish at a average speed of exactly 120 MPH. Brad and his driver missed it by only 3 seconds but this didn’t stop Fine Master Harbicht for coming up with a $50.00 recognition.

Fine Master Harbicht thought the photo of Bruce McCallum and Sho Tay at a recent Methodist Hospital Mardi gras function was worth $25,00 to both plus another $25.00 each for not disclosing this information earlier.

Ken Mallory was quoted frequently in a recent Weekly Star publication when his car club visited Royal Oak Manor. Fine Master Harbicht, a member of the same car club, did not attend the event. No matter—it cost Ken $50.00