After serenading the club with his accordion, dressed in lederhosen, Ernie Jensen was requested by the Finemaster to, in the words of Lawrence Welk, “turn off the bubble machine.” There was no fine for the entertainment, however, Ernie was fined $100 for shipping a car to Hawaii. According to him, he needed to move it there to stay ahead of the repo man, but we think it’s because he spends so much time there.
Mike Hoey’s alter-ego, Irish golfer Michael Hoey, won a professional tournament in Scotland last week. The Finemaster recognized our Mike Hoey with a fine of $50 for the publicity of besting Rory McIlroy at St. Andrews.