Dong Chang underestimated his years in Rotary by a year (he guessed 21 years) and ended up paying a buck for every year he’s ACTUALLY been in Rotary -$22.

Tom Crosby was fined $15 for kissing a scarecrow. It turns out the scarecrow was actually his wife Virginia in costume for her performance in The Wizard of Oz. And all this time we thought Tom was the one without the brain…

Ernie Jensen was charged $50 for promoting his business in the invocation. Finemaster John Fee almost showed leniency because he had never seen a shameless plug thrown into a prayer. Nonetheless, Ernie wasn’t so lucky and will be throwing down fifty greenback for his “greenvocation”.